Before she was even twenty-one years old, brunette sight sensation Amparo Muñoz had already reigned for a year as Miss Spain and had proudly claimed the crown of Miss Universe for 1974. Her future was mapped out for her: A staid succession of corporate shill spots and, if she behaved, her waning years in the limelight as a respected, respectable broadcast journalist. "Fuck all that," Amparo must have said, in her delightfully saucy and spicy accent, because the world's best woman cast that boring, straight-laced future to the dust and embarked upon a film career that has revealed a surprising depth of emotive talent and stupendous quantities of bush, buns, and titties! Check out the royal beauty's thick bush as she engages in fur-flying fisticuffs with an equally naked big-boobed brawler in Sexo Contra Sexo (1980).

One version of events has Amparo resigning her Miss Universe crown after disclosure of her past as a "common prostitute." This story is extremely doubtful. There is not a single common thing about Amparo Muñoz.